timshel

Would I sound crazy if I said the culturally protestant urge to call anything regressive catholic feels symptomatic of still wanting to blame an Other for societal ills but, like, socially acceptably. Half of you sound like you hate the Irish it's weird. You know you can criticize christianity directly right it doesn't have to be a special kind of christian who's doing it wrong but jesus was totally punk or something. Half the time you're literally talking about american evangelism anyway

I have beef with the catholic church as any colonized person does but it's so weird how frequently some protestant will see protestants doing protestant shit & be like "what are we, a bunch of CATHOLICS?" Like girl what

these days you cant even relate to morrissey because he was looking for a job and then he actually found one

For the low low price of too much money you can also be unemployed and on the verge of homelessness in Europe

Ok I was exaggerating here. Technically I do have a job

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

"get a job" "unemployed behaviour" okay but like. girl your ableism

girl your abelism. girl your inexplicable capitalistic worldview. girl your view of labour productive for capital being directly tied to your worth as a person. but also really holy shit girl your abelism!

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."