Maxime

wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOO 

[normal voice]: Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

Could you draw this au, that I believe I found on your blog….Hamilton AU where Philip and Alexander both don’t die and Philip falls in love with Theodosia and Alexander and Aaron Burr have to spend the holidays together and all they do is glare at each other from across the Christmas turkey…..I feel as though you are the only one capable of making this into a hysterical cartoon

Request by @limited-girl

Ok. But what if Theodosia never mentioned that the philip she’s in love with is Hamilton and burr end up having a little surprise?

Arthur: