A Literal Shitshow

cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.

Putting on my “I need context” hat for this one

Those are some animals for sure.

You gotta kill me. You gotta kill me you gotta kill me

I don't wanna. Pokemon? Play pokmon with me instead. Play with me. Poke

Actually yeah lets do that

YAY

I am happy to see you two getting along (:

We will get along more. IF. Play with us play with us play with us

Toriel the way to play is you try your best to kill your opponents pokemon and then your opponnent

He’s not…fully wrong-

Bro got roasted by Brody mf Foxx that’s wild

Justified crash out

The genius of this poll

Reblog if you're a writer who doesn't use AI.

Trans rights are human rights! Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise!

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i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

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If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

i’m frightened

Attempting to reblog

Let the rot spread <3

Trying to reblog

CHAOS!

cc o)) Engi what the fuck

cc( - ) _ ) It's just a certain alphabet

Wait I know this hang on

cc( ^ ) _ ) Good job

cc( - ) _ ) Heh, not mad, just slightly annoyed after the mayhem we just went through to save your ass.

cc( T ) _ ) You have got to be kidding me.

…I’ll call Charlie

cc o)) Engi what the fuck

cc( - ) _ ) It's just a certain alphabet

Wait I know this hang on

*The Ult-Mimi finally locates an injured, tired, and hungry Ethi*

cc( ^ ) _ ) YES! Ulti-Mimi has sent a single saying it found Ethi. Depending on Ethi's state, it'll react accordingly. So say he's injured or hungry, Ulti-Mimi will heal and feed him. This is good everyone!

cc( ^ ) _ ) Ethi! So glad Ulti-Mimi found you. The tech inside it should be helping you heal up now. What even happened?

cc T)) I don’t know…my…my head hurts…my memories are super fuzzy…

cc( - ) _ ) Well I'm glad Ulti-Mimi found you in one piece, and that we were able to set up direct communication.

Hey Engi, Charlie’s picking up hostile activity in Mimi’s area, we should get them out of there ASAP

cc( . ) _ ) Already sent the directive to Ulti-Mimi, they are on their way back with Ethi as we speak.

cc.)___\ We should probably be ready for a fight, in case that hostile activity tracks Ethi and the UMMU here. You got any spare weapons?

cc( - ) _ ) Don't you worry about weapons. With situations like this, Ulti-Mimi's main directives are protect the VIP, the VIP being Ethi in this case, and make sure not to be tracked. It is the weapon, as well as the defense and the healing. It's basically a culmination of my mobile units, dispensers, sentries etc.

*Walks back in* Ulti-Mimi won’t even need to fight. I just received word from a buddy of mine that he’s intercepted the hostiles and is giving Ulti-Mimi a chance to escape

cc( ^ ) _ ) Perfect. Since Ulti-Mimi isn't being distracted it should arrive within the next 2 minutes. That means Ethi will be safely away from the hostile area pretty soon.

cc @)) *rolls out of Ulti-Mimi*

cc.)___\ ... Engi, we're gonna wanna get moving if you only now dealt with tracking devices. Get away from the last location the device was active, and we should be good.

cc( - ) _ ) Can't do that with Ethi asleep.

cc.)___\ Fortify the position it is, then. Pass me a weapon if you can, since I'm pretty sure some hostiles are gonna show up, even with Doc on the frontlines.

cc( ^ ) _ ) Heh heh heh [Imagine Engineer TF2's laugh but a little more squeaky]. No need to fret, I already have a little surprise waiting for once they come here.

cc.)___\ I imagine you're good at fortifying our position, but we can't just rely on your machines, they could just bring EMPs.

cc( - ) _ ) They'll need more than EMPs if they wan't to break through the defenses. They'd need insanity on their side. I know for certain they don't have enough insanity to beat the insanity we have....and we have a lot on our side.

Also I’ve set up devices to destroy any EMPs they launch

cc!)___\ Ethi! (turning to look)

cc O)) *Laying on his side, he looks much, much worse* Oh fuck- Ow…

cco)___\ Dammit, we need a potion, or some kind of medic! Engi, you know a guy, right?

cc( - ) _ ) Thanks doc. Much appreciated.

cc.)___\ *exhale* Ok, hopefully whatever that was isn't easily repeatable.

*attempting to defend the exposed opening*

OOC: Nevermind we roll with it I guess cc.)___\ How did that even happen? I could've sworn there was no opening like 2 seconds ago.

cc.)___\ Well, looks like we're gonna need to do physical watching anyways, since somehow an opening appeared from what was previously not thin air.

You guys get Ethi out of here. He’s not safe here

*The Ult-Mimi finally locates an injured, tired, and hungry Ethi*

cc( ^ ) _ ) YES! Ulti-Mimi has sent a single saying it found Ethi. Depending on Ethi's state, it'll react accordingly. So say he's injured or hungry, Ulti-Mimi will heal and feed him. This is good everyone!

cc( ^ ) _ ) Ethi! So glad Ulti-Mimi found you. The tech inside it should be helping you heal up now. What even happened?

cc T)) I don’t know…my…my head hurts…my memories are super fuzzy…

cc( - ) _ ) Well I'm glad Ulti-Mimi found you in one piece, and that we were able to set up direct communication.

Hey Engi, Charlie’s picking up hostile activity in Mimi’s area, we should get them out of there ASAP

cc( . ) _ ) Already sent the directive to Ulti-Mimi, they are on their way back with Ethi as we speak.

cc.)___\ We should probably be ready for a fight, in case that hostile activity tracks Ethi and the UMMU here. You got any spare weapons?

cc( - ) _ ) Don't you worry about weapons. With situations like this, Ulti-Mimi's main directives are protect the VIP, the VIP being Ethi in this case, and make sure not to be tracked. It is the weapon, as well as the defense and the healing. It's basically a culmination of my mobile units, dispensers, sentries etc.

*Walks back in* Ulti-Mimi won’t even need to fight. I just received word from a buddy of mine that he’s intercepted the hostiles and is giving Ulti-Mimi a chance to escape

cc( ^ ) _ ) Perfect. Since Ulti-Mimi isn't being distracted it should arrive within the next 2 minutes. That means Ethi will be safely away from the hostile area pretty soon.

cc @)) *rolls out of Ulti-Mimi*

cc.)___\ ... Engi, we're gonna wanna get moving if you only now dealt with tracking devices. Get away from the last location the device was active, and we should be good.

cc( - ) _ ) Can't do that with Ethi asleep.

cc.)___\ Fortify the position it is, then. Pass me a weapon if you can, since I'm pretty sure some hostiles are gonna show up, even with Doc on the frontlines.

cc( ^ ) _ ) Heh heh heh [Imagine Engineer TF2's laugh but a little more squeaky]. No need to fret, I already have a little surprise waiting for once they come here.

cc.)___\ I imagine you're good at fortifying our position, but we can't just rely on your machines, they could just bring EMPs.

cc( - ) _ ) They'll need more than EMPs if they wan't to break through the defenses. They'd need insanity on their side. I know for certain they don't have enough insanity to beat the insanity we have....and we have a lot on our side.

Also I’ve set up devices to destroy any EMPs they launch

cc!)___\ Ethi! (turning to look)

cc O)) *Laying on his side, he looks much, much worse* Oh fuck- Ow…

cco)___\ Dammit, we need a potion, or some kind of medic! Engi, you know a guy, right?

cc( - ) _ ) Thanks doc. Much appreciated.

cc.)___\ *exhale* Ok, hopefully whatever that was isn't easily repeatable.

*attempting to defend the exposed opening*