i can't actually fold paper

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

The boys all swoon so becomingly when I suspend them over my deadly acid pit.

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

he's a monstrous heartless villain to YOU. he's a pinup girl to me

known for leaving places early

Known for not even going

doyou want to take turns kicking each other in the head until someone passes out

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.