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I will carry you here in my heart. You remind me, that come what may, I know the way. I am Moana. I am Moana of Motului. Aboard my boat, I will sail across the sea.

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âfor my part, i know nothing with any certainty but the sight of the stars makes me dreamâ - vincent van gogh
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Brown hyena and spotted hyena.
does anyone else just feel the strong desire to change, to travel, to meet new people, to just start over somewhere youâve never been before

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NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.
MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK
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Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid
little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land
moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean
little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy
moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend
little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance
moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance
little mermaid: small good crab
moana: large bad crab
And speaking of pronouns, flat-out my favorite part of the LOTR Appendices is when itâs revealed that the Gondorian dialect of the Common Speech differentiates between formal and informal second-person pronouns but the distinctionâs been lost in the Hobbitâs dialect, so Pippinâs blithely been using familiar terms of address with the Lord of the City, and thus helps to explain both why the Gondorians are so ready to assume heâs a prince and why Denethor finds him so amusing to have around.
not what i expected from a post that began with âspeaking of pronouns,â but an a++ show of the versatility and surprise daily available on tumblr dot com
What a privilege it was to matter to you. â Beau Taplin.

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Such a versatile word
I get it. Zoos have a history and an outdated image that we have to get away from. Institutions like the AZA are making sure that zoos are held to a standard of preservation, not exploitation. Zoos have become islands of preservation for species whose native habitats are no longer supporting them. We would love to see the gorillas live peacefully in the wild of their native habitat untouched by human war, greed, disease and pollution. But this is not the reality we live in. The aforementioned factors have decimated the populations and are the reason they are endangered. And itâs not just gorillas, we are in the 6th great extinction wave, the previous ones were caused by large natural disasters (meteors) or by major changes to the environment (production of oxygen when photosynthesis began to take off). The 6th is caused by humans. Plain and simple. Extinction rates are 1000 times baseline and it is no coincidence. So get the conversation and Conservation started!
I actually have so much love for dogs

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A Very Potter Appreciation Week Â
2/22 - Day 2: Favorite Scene  â House Sorting (AVPM)
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
story time
ok so in high school on away game days, the football players and cheerleaders would have to share busses because our school was broke as fuck so our cheer bus would always have a group of varsity footballerers in the back of it. one day my genius friend and I were discussing our feminist rage when she said âbridget you should totally throw a tampon back there and see what they doâ and me being myself, stood up and hurled a one (1) tampon at the Manly Men. IT LOOKED LIKE A WAR MOVIE. THE BROS FACES WERE FILLED WITH HORROR AS THEIR BUDDY GOT SHOT. HE WENT DOWN SO DRAMATICALLY AS SCREAMS FILLED THE BUS. BOYS WERE SLINKING AS FAR AWAY FROM THE DEADLY TAMPON AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. ONE BRO WAS EYEING THE EMERGENCY WINDOW WITH ALL SERIOUSNESS, READY TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE THREAT. BEING IN CHICAGO, THE BUS DRIVER PULLED OVER ASSUMING A KID ACTUALLY GOT SHOT. A GIRL HAD TO GO GET THE TAMPON SO THE GUYS WOULD STOP SHITTING THEIR PANTS AND SIT THEIR ASSES THE FUCK BACK DOWN.
I have deduced 2 things from this whole experience: 1. men are ridiculous 2. I wish I had thrown more than one tampon
TRUE STORY
When my brother was in high school, as a prank, someone stuck a pad to the front bumper of his truck. Â A CLEAN, UNUSED PAD.
My brother came home from high school, 17 years old, CRYING and my dad made ME go get it off his truck.
I had honestly forgotten about that until just now.
I sincerely regret never having done this during my school days.
story time (again!)
one time, in the middle of my freshman year, I was sitting in the band hall talking to a bunch of friends before school. let me preface this story by saying they were all guys (one of the hazards of being in the saxophone sectionâguys outnumbered the girls 6:1). Anyway, I dug around in my backpack for a tampon and slipped it into the sleeve of my sweater and was about to excuse myself to the restroom (which, if anybody has been paying attention, they wouldâve known what was going on, because Iâve never been exactly subtle about things like this) but one of the guys kind of guffaws and goes âwhatâs in your sleeve? a tampon?â and I guess the way he rolled the word off his tongue like it was some kind of insult really bothered me, so I just pulled the brand new, still wrapped tampon out of my sleeve and went âyou guessed itâ and popped him across the cheek with it. I walked away to the restroom, vaguely aware of the strangled noises and sounds of disbelief and horror coming from the group of guys. They were all paying attention enough to know that I was digging in my bag for a tampon or pad, but apparently, the sight of the thing was too much for them. That group of guys couldnât look me in the eyes for a few weeks, all because of a wrapped tampon
Yep. Iâm an electrician, and we carry voltage meters with us (slang: âWiggyâ, from an old brand name of meter that just about no one uses any more). They take up too much space to put in a tool pouch, so if you donât want to leave it in the tool box/bag, youâll have a separate pouch on your tool belt for it. A long, narrow pouch that is convenient as hell for putting spare tampons in where theyâll stay clean and undamaged until needed.
A lot of the guys just leave their meters back in their tool boxes, which are in the gang box, which is usually some hike away from the actual work. So, âcan I borrow your meter?â is something I hear a lot. And the response is always, âsure.â They always emit a high-pitched scream (somewhat similar to the tone emitted by the meter when voltage is present) when the tampons fall out when they take out the meter. âWHAT ARE *THOSE* DOING IN THERE?!!â Iâll pick one up and do my best Groucho Marx imitation (with the tampon as cigar): âWhaddya think theyâre doing in there, sweetheart?â (wiggling eyebrows, âcigarâ tapping). Their reaction is adorable. In almost thirty years of doing this work, Iâve yet to get a blaseââoops, didnât mean to drop your tamponsâ response.
So what Iâm getting from this is tampon shotguns/grenades as a weapon against overaggressive dudes in public spaces, y/y?
oh my god, what a genius idea. Â some dude wonât shut the fuck up, you donât even look up from your phone as you pull a tampon out of the bag and just wave it at the motherfucker like a wizardâs wand. Â AWAAAAAAY.
âŚ.what the hell is wrong with guys.
oh man oh man I now want to keep a new pad in my pocket at all times for the occasion of being harrassed, calmly opening the pad, and stickying it to the jerkfaceâs face âTo catch the bloody stupid ideas that keep dripping out of your mouthâ
using an applicator tampon to fire the tampon at someone (youâd have to hit it hard & fast but practice makes perfect)
MOAR STORY TIME:
in high school, in an AP science class, all the boys were in a group and huddled around something and acting like it was a bag of puke or something and daring each other to poke it. one of the girls asks what theyâre doing and the boys look at each other all sly and shit and run over and shove this long white odd-shaped pen in her face. they ask her to identify it. she says its a pen. the boys look disappointed and go over to me and ask the same thing.Â
i say âits a weird shaped penâ and they wiggle it around a little bit and go âyeah but what does it look like?â Im clueless to what theyâre going on about. meanwhile all the rest of the class is watching. the dude finally gets tired of the unimpressed responses heâs getting and goes âit looks like a tampon, right?!â all triumphant like he found a bug and expects us all to scream in fear of it
instead the first girl he talked to reaches over to her bag and starts to rummage around going âno, THIS is what a tampon looks likeâ and BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN FINISH PULLING IT OUT all the boys have scattered to the farthest corners of the room, screaming, like banshee-roaches when the lights come on
it was funny as hell XD
all the girls were laughing their asses off. the boys didn'tâ live that down for the rest of the year.
I once opened a brand new box of pads and as I was opening it my brother literally started screaming about how gross it was. I tried to tell him they were clean but he just kept telling me they were still disgusting so I took one out and threw one at him and he FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. My mom was lowkey laughing but I still got in trouble cuz he literally would not stop screaming. Keep in mind my brother is 21. Men are weak in the face of plastic and cotton.
So moral of all these stories is that we should all carry around tampons to shove in cis boyâs faces.
itâs like Kryptonite