I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

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No stay in this space with me

stealing an observation from a friend : learning how ttrpgs work through actual play is like learning how to fuck by watching porn.

it's edited. it's at the very least partly pre-written. it's rehearsed. those are professional actors. this is a performance. they are doing this for the benefit of the viewer not each other. this is not how it is outside of a studio. if you expect this out of your partners you are a dick. if you try to attain this you will make nobody happy especially not yourself.

the maid is the natural enemy of a princess. if a princess cannot be found, a group of maids will locate a suitable subject and forcibly convert them to obtain a new princess to play with

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be