what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

lol robots don’t need titties!!

Difference between a milf and a cougar

Difference between milf and cougar tracks

Difference between milf and cougar growl

How to perform first aid on yourself after milf attack

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

Me on antidepressants

you know, nothing can compare to the feeling you get when the beacons of minas tirith are lit

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

Said the Baudelaire children.

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

people forget that first thing yoda did when he met luke was go thru his shit and immediately start eating a hot dog from lukes lunchbox