“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

“Where have you been?” Survival mode. Trying to survive.

sorry my hands are so cold all the time it's cuz i died a few years back

If the salary you are offering is not enough to cover the median asking price to rent a bachelor's apartment within an hour commute of where the job site is, not only should you not be allowed to post it but you should also be shot dead so that everyone is saved from your greed and stupidity

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway does make some good points

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?