That one bi DM

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

@gm-taako What does this say?

You’re launching Felicette? You’re launching her body like a rocket? Prison for the scientists! Prison for the scientists for a thousand years! (It’s a riff on the Miette memes)

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

ngl this is what family is for

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

PUNCH A NAZI IN THE THROAT TODAY

Oh no…. So evil :3

me when evil

PRO CHOICE

the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon.  let’s try this again, shall we?

If women are murders for having abortions then squirrels are fucking serial killers

Aborted fetuses look so ugly btw entirely unrelated to anything

THEY HAVE GUNS IN JJBA??? I THOUGHT THEY JUST HAD MAGIC SHOUNEN POWERS TF NOBODY TOLD ME THEY HAD GUNS

the more i learn the less i understand