🖤💚Glitch💚🖤

He doesnt know what I want

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

my luminous mama

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

wuh- HEY! THAT'S MY JOB!

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

remember to leave out milk and rusty blades for jigsaw tonight

treachery blackmail and warfare? am i getting drafted or something

Witchcraft, Money, Evolution