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baby girl i cut pears in ways you couldn’t imagine

The assassination of blorbo from my shows by the coward glup shitto

if people don't want me to tag their posts with blorbo from my shows they should simply stop posting things that sound like blorbo from my shows

whos blorbo

“Horse Plinko” is the name of a Star Wars background character

Y'all need to STOP

Merry Christmas y’all

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

time travel fics where it’s Luke and/or Leia who goes back to the prequels as opposed to prequels characters going back to the prequels are incredibly funny because instead of emotional tension you could cut with a knife and horrible grief overlaying every action it’s just one (or two) ridiculously powerful people running around with absolutely no idea what’s going besides (a) that the chancellor everybody loves is pure evil and plotting the downfall of the republic and (b) that their dad (with whom they have a VERY complex relationship) is, at best, old enough to be barely out of space college. who needs complex and carefully rendered plans based on a million different remembered factors when you can have one of the space twins seeing Palpatine and trying to kill him with their illegal laser sword on sight

Leia, cocking her gunsaber: Diplomacy is for people who didn’t blow up my planet

the order of the red and blue implies that leia kills him after she loses the gun. this has me thinking of the prequel cast having some epic quest to stop her from killing palpatine and when they finally get the gun she just strangles him

the tragedy of mando’a being an ungendered language is no girlboss