mandy

burdened with doomsday visions from the mold growing in my reusable water bottle

feminism is when you kill people. the more people you kill the more of a feminist you are

growing up is realizing that you’re going to be a girlemployee instead of a girlboss

join your girlunion babes

well i'm thirteen and i'm going to be the first - or better yet, second - female prime minister of singapore

wait what

Omg this queen

Period, elect her.

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

giving the kubrick stare to the fish at petco

TO ME i said your balls smell weird TO ME. lots of people will probably love it though, just relax

This just sounds like something Ross from friends would say

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My favorite thing about Carly Rae Jepsen is the completely sincere and unbridled joy in her voice whenever she sings like on every song you can tell that she completely loves what she does and like a lot of her songs should be corny but she believes every word she sings and as a result we believe it too and THAT’S talent

rock paper lesbian sex

Every night I smoke Weed to lobotmize myself... and every morning I drink coffee to restore my lobes. Send fucking tweet.