Gluciides

i should make a pet mazda miata in tomodachi life later

sometimes when a real horny post thats typed like this crosses my dash mommy stares at it in confusion trying to figure out what the joke is but there is no joke. some people really jack off to this

i wish it was socially acceptable to walk up to a lone stranger in public and ask "are you okay with talking about apples right now" and then they'd say "of course" and i would say "if you could have one large apple or one small apple which one would you choose" and they would say "large apple" and i would say "of course you would say that." and then we would become ready to risk it all

I love the little "experiencing interruptions? thats too bad :(" that pops up on YouTube when I use an ad block. Hmmm..... five seconds of artificial buffer, or three minutes of continuous unskippable ads...... what a chin-scratcher this is........