Gluciides

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

cmon they just started… give it some time

Keep going

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

From observation, another one would seem to be ‘if you have to get off your horse to do it, let someone else take care of it’