#myhornysideblog

nooo please don’t pull me closer by the belt loops of my pants👀👀👀👀👀 that would be so annoying👀👀👀 if it happened to me👀👀👀

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

thats right folks. my peonis? cold and made of metal as fuuuuuck

You want to [Smooch] the [Dork]

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

*swipes up quickly* whoopss they fucking

penis magician voice is this your penis

We should rub t dicks. It’s for the greater good.

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

one heavy makeout session with moaning and spit and groping and mutual thigh grinding please and thank you ma'am 🙏

i love my pervert mutuals #mypervertmutuals

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

in this dark age of censorship, remember that if ovid managed to stay a pervert during the moralising tyranny of the augustan age, you can do the same now. don't worry about what happened to him next

hosting tboy wrestling in my bed if anyone’s interested

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.