my horny sideblog

tomorrow will be hard but i’m harder ❤️

Heres to getting horny in the middle of the day !

penis magician voice is this your penis

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

in this dark age of censorship, remember that if ovid managed to stay a pervert during the moralising tyranny of the augustan age, you can do the same now. don't worry about what happened to him next

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

*swipes up quickly* whoopss they fucking

this but high

heaven is watching a girls legs shake when she’s cumming for you

if you push your fingers deep enough you'll find the brat off button

I like em smart and really fucking nasty

dom trans mennn…trans men that’ll put their fingers in my mouth nd play with my tdick…trans men that r mean and harsh…trans men that r sweet and gentle….tttrans men

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?