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At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

FOR WIKIPEDIA!!!!

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

i will replace chatgpt