I need to go in the middle of the forest and scream so loud lol

....intentional parallels??

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

santa clarita diet is so fucking criminally underrated. not only is plot a Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant killing nazis rapists and misogynists so drew Barrymore can eat them, plot b is about their daughter becoming an ecoterrorist. like. you can't beat this

as soon as pickling was invented raw cucumber became obsolete for anything except making pickles

false, theyre good to put on your eyes in a cartoon to signal you are Relaxing

ok this ones true

The screaming might clue some in.

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water