is this guy bothering you queen?

Hi it's me your cat coming at you again with Yucky Wet Sneeze

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

please god delete this website

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

by Talos this can't be happening

Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.

*eating wasabi peas next to you on a plane, coughing after every one* *tapping you on the shoulder* That one was hot.

Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.