Bi-Ass Motherfucker

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Much. 

Horse must have been desperate

Mike Pence: Power Bottom

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

making this has brought nothing but good things into my life ill be honest

Reblog this and put in the tags "I am" and put the first tag that pops up for it.

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

thats the 2019 mood

that comment has had me thinking for days… like im reblogging this shit a week later from my likes cus its the PERFECT analogy 

testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

We’re almost at the end of the list. I’m getting old…

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.