Grin and Bear it.

as soon as we explore 100% of the ocean all the fish will become 2x stronger and a new area will unlock

mom keeps sending me like lynchian fucking photos of my cat

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

This is Margaret when she opens that email

you know how it is with spaghetti

girl get rid of him. sell him on depop