*spoons rattling*

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

how can i sleep when theres IMAGES to look at.. weird sounds to listen to..... gay thoughts to think...!

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

dr phil no death run

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

sega should just continually make sequels to Shadow the Hedgehog each focused on a different character until every character in the franchise has had their turn to use a gun

okay if you’re like “what is TAZ” this is UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is good

i take sleeping pills pretty regularly because my brain refuses to shut off at night so youd think i would be used to it but no every time i feel them start to kick in i feel like im being hunted for sport

i could be an animal crossing villager! i’m round. i wear the same shirt every day. and i am easily befriended when the other party does anything nice for me

I only have about a dozen things to talk about that I cycle back and forth from but I am always super supportive and happy to see you!

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

I thought it was just memes