Glittery Pin On A Dark Wall

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

World Heritage Post

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

@nyctalus-noctula

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

Finally, a Bill I can agree with!

for real

I hate the disorder of the tail end of packing a household. At the start it’s “This box contains books on the history and philosophy of the humanistic social sciences, authors A-L,” and by the end you have a waste basket containing a bottle of scotch, three rolls of tape, and a single croc. I know it’s my fault it has come to this, but it still offends my sensibilities.