beatrix

Urge to Fly - Jack Standish

American , b. 1949 -

taurus: im sorry to everyone who has ever wanted me to apologize to them for something, and im sorry for apologizing tio you if you didnt need me to

gemini: maybe sometimes both sides... are good and bad at the same time??? im sorry if im doing this wrong. it is difficult to write

cancer: ((SPILLING BLOOD ALL OVER KEYBOARD) THIS IS WHAT U WANT. THIS IS WHAT U FUCKING BASTARDS WANT RIGHT (1 WEEK LATER) WHY ARE THE KEYS STICKING

leo: i may be a dim-witted narcissist but at least i hafve really good opinions about life and other things

virgo: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree

libra: i feel a good balance of nice energy & rude energy cioming through the monitor at me, and i think i will stay online for about 3 more hours.

scorpio: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad","its ineffective" fuck off

sagittarius: i vow to continue improving my Posture uuntil my chest consumes the earth

capricorn: i have no idea how that turd got on your ceiling, but it definitely didn't fly out of my shorts while iwas doing a backflip!

aquarius: im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth

othello: i shall say this only; ive ended peoples careers by reporting them for “Ironic” typos & spelling errors., i do not give a shit. im a warrior

macbeth: my “F*&k It!! Let’s Go Golfin” t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed

ophelia:  i just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in

caius marcius coriolanus: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants

lady macbeth: Have you ever wanted to click X on a bastard

hamlet:  if you have a problem with my mouth, i’ll be swniging a sledgehammer in circles outdoors for the rest of my life, so come try do crap to me.

king lear: now youve done it, teens. the official mr bean account is closing because you all kept calling him dad

the next project in typography is a book of quotes from a person of our choice, so obviously i’m doing @dril tweets