wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

oh little coffee drink we're really in it now

Guy discovers open window and falls in love with the night air , Healed for 100000 points

kids these days don't know about Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. they'll never understand

they removed icons???????????????????????

Catholics looking around a protestant church

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

I think the Catholic church officially ruled that gluten-free communion wafers don’t count ://// godspeed OP’s grandma she is subverting the Pope

my anglican grandma would kill the pope with hammers i can tell you that much