Hand on my stupid heart.

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

i want to do a painting of a tiger taking a bath to put in a bathroom (bathroom-themed bathroom) and to this end i made a little maquette out of clay and i suspect this will scope creep into having both a painting and sculpture of a tiger or perhaps only a sculpture of a tiger. if i do both should they be displayed together or separately

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

we have GOT to cut to the fucking feeling

your cat was an honor to see in the window

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy