calling all space chickens

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

what if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you're so backhanded. here, let's pull up another one. that's you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand's been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can't possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.

Whoever made that tag doesn’t realize how much we love 80s Synthwave Numb Bob Fan Dance in this home

Why did this make me laugh

Because my friend you have a jovial soul

i cannot emphasize enuf how path to nowhere lures you into being a parent. yes it does have hot women. yes the women are well-written and multifaceted and are great to look at. but the moment you step thru the bureau's doors you are also now in charge of at least 5-20 children. and you love them with all ur heart. they r now ur kids. YOU are the milf now.

the fresno nightcrawlers