Ecosystems in Glass Boxes

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”

you could jerk off to this

I’m reblogging this because it is a nice color PLEASE ignore that last part about jerking off that is not what I wanted to say by reblogging this post tumblr staff could you please remove that rude comment from my post thank you very much?

we should name this color “jerking off green”

please everyone stop reblogging this!!!!!!! every time i see it i fuck a new hole in my computer monitor and the razor edges of the shattered LCD display are giving me a unique pattern of lacerations on my penis not unlike the original Akkadian translation of The Epic of Gilgamesh

Sorry dude, he stole your girl.

this is what ponyo was based on

she was the first victim of cancel culture