WizardsOfThePost

These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though.

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

cant find my TV remote. it better not be where i think it is.

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

we all have that one cousin who rolls around a ball that picks stuff up

You can lie when you name things

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