Semi-Professional Shithead

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Hey bitch, you’re bold as fuck for posting this and tagging it yucking it up as some cheeky dig at me because Abney cheated on me with you when he went to divorce your demonic ass.

You literally lied to him about being terminally ill and got him to marry you after 4 months for “insurance” then you proceeded to make him do hospice care to hold up your lie and made him bathe you as some perverted trauma bond. You left him after he lost contact with his kid bc of you and said you were a lesbian and have been breadcrumbing him for the 2 years y’all were separated.

Then he dates me and tries to move on bc you ruined his life and his relationship with his child and his reputation. You start this single white female act. Changed your whole Cottagecore aesthetic to mimic me. My style. My mannerisms. My jokes. Posting sonic memes bc I’m a sonic voice actor and you grew up in a CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOURE LYING ABOUT BEING ETHNICALLY JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BESIDES POCKET CAMP IN YOUR LIFE. Bc you’re fucking insecure and have no personality of your own nothing original or poignant to say all of your “art” is ripped directly from Pinterest and you post Taylor swift lyrics like “woe is me :((“ meanwhile you’re being a psychotic evil bitch and taunting me over social media about fucking up our relationship.

Lol you’re so cheeky! You’re an evil bitch you think you’re so special you had to become me to trick someone you traumatized into cheating with you? You’re pathetic. No one likes you for who you are bc who you are is a manipulative pathological liar so you have a different mask and different story for everyone in your life and it’s clear none of them have ever kicked your ass for it.

I wanna be you, huh? You’re a loser. The second you found out Abney was moving on with me you were so quick to insult me. Call me ugly. Downplay my accomplishments bc you could never be in NYFW. You could never be where I am as an entertainer and artist. You’re sick in the head for trying to bring me down with you.

And since you fucked a month ago on the day y’all divorced, you were either trying to trap him and be another demonic baby mama OR (more likely) you’re just a liar and thought faking a miscarriage would give you sympathy for being a homewrecker. Now I gotta get checked for STDs so I don’t get whatever’s festering in you that you keep trying to pass off as “terminal endo”.

I know you don’t give a shit and are selfish and don’t even care you ruined Abney’s life and my peace. But you’re not lying your way out of consequences anymore.

Double what the fuck

tiny money jars worked immediately that it scared me :')

ingredients

bay leaf (abundance)

white rice grains (prosperity)

salt (cleansing, protection)

thyme (purification, protection)

moonstone (manifestation)

white quartz (amplifier, cleansing, protection)

i sealed the top off with a green paper and used green ink to write my sigil (amplification), then tied it off. all the ingredients used are just things lying around the house. one of them is placed on my table where i work, and the other is something i can bring around.

i used a lot of protection symbols because i realized that there are so many ways to earn money if you trade off your peace, energy, and integrity. i could be hired into a good-paying job that takes advantage of me, come across opportunities to steal from others, or get a high-paying client that disrespects me – those are things i didn't want to happen.

cleansing motifs are to clear up the factors that prevent the spell from working as you'd like.

supporting spells. put a bayleaf with a fehu rune written on it in places where you typically put your money in (e.g., wallet, coin purse, coin bank).

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance