skint and minted

grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

Jo Biden and his bullshit bakwards agenda will never take away my very earned right to hunt kill, kill and, eat elfs and, and throw away the disgusting elfs meats and, make fucking soup with them and trow away the soup, too

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*