no haven safer than the one they tore down.

Girl you post like something pretending to be human. Follow

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car

Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons

i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face

getting the full deluxe realism mommy experience when i safeword and she gives me the "oh so i guess i'm just the worst dom in the world then, huh?"

Thank you for coming to my this

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

I wouldn't say I've seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving and hysterical. but certainly some very good ones.

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.