things exist long after theyre killed

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

I'm sorry what

okay what in the name of absolute fuck is going on over there

nothing good!

Hey OP, you have got to define what you mean by “the south” because that can be a lot of things.

maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"

Take an extreme amount of stimulants and then start beating people to death with a crowbar

Got my period again. John Darnielle was right. I am a great unstable mass of blood and foam. If it's blood you want I've got plenty of it. And outside it's 92 degrees.

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut