Mandatee

many of the horny posts on here are written as if the author knows of sex more as a theoretical framework than an act one can actually perform

what's not theoretical is how I made your mum's bed frame work last night

thank you for fixing her bed frame up. i was worried she wouldn't have a place to sleep since it stopped working. load off my mind. now i can finally spare the time to have sex with your mother

KITTING!

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal