Boldly Going Somewhere

[wishing so bad to vaguepost but not wanting to send harassment after anyone] i saw a post. and it was bad.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

preschool. I meant preschool.

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

Ordering things in secret is impossible when your dad is chronically suspiciously peeking through the blinds

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.

wait, why is his party gathering around him like that? what are you doing? your leader is dead, you already lost!

revival spells are fucking stupid cheater bullshit i hate you i hate you i hate you! making a youtube video essay rant on why you shouldn't use revival spells as im stuck in evil wizard prison

actually, wait a minute. if his party had a revival spell, why not use it on his dead wife?! fucking bullshit stupid ass hero party. i hate them!