Look Around, Look Around

I really like this post.

Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 million), Interstellar ($165 million), and The Martian ($108 million), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.

obviously after a certain point we must just accept that matt damon does not want to be found

Keanu Reeves having an age appropriate girlfriend is quite frankly the most Keanu Reeves thing he's ever done..... and it's very sexy of him.

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.

omg everyone was okay

heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

a conversation I saw at Taco Bell