Something in the Way

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

i do genuinely believe that the best thing that can happen to a person Creatively is to just get obsessed with some random-ass guy

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

time traveling back to september 10th 2001 to warn everyone about frerard

"i be profen" .. uhhh okay? and michael be jordan