A Collection of Interests

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

I have mutuals who do wonderous things such as like my posts and occasionally reblog them #mymutuals

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

I love helping everyone rediscover the fact that the opening passage of My Immortal is a parody of the opening passage of The Vampire Lestat and not just a generic exaggeration of the typical fanfic Mary Sue introduction. One of the many delightful goth kid Easter eggs the author planted for the audience.

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.