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do u ever zone out but ur aware that ur zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

if anne hath a will, anne hathaway

That’s kinda funny because Will Shakespeare’s wife was named Anne Hathaway so Anne Hathaway hath a Will.

I quit.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

re-blogging again xD

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes

this is fucking me up so bad

Aging is really effected by stress, stress caused by things like hiding that you’re the zodiac killer for example

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt