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loved both your fics omg thank you so much for those!!!! would you be willing to write something with vi? whether a cold or allergies (I personally headcannon her experiencing terrible hay fever up in piltover due to lack of exposure living in the undercity and being locked up in stillwater). but anything works really. I just loooove their dynamics so much, can't get enough of them being domestic and caring for each other
Anon, I am in a write-y mood and you are the reaper of its benefits! Also this got kind of long,,, sorry (?)
cw: allergies, sneezing
ignore this if you only write mlm but caitvi allergiessss.....
i generally write mlm relationships because i tend to hyper fixate on them more often, but i'm always happy to receive any asks! it's my first time writing cait/vi, so if their dynamic is off just lmk!
with that said, here's 1.4k of v/i suffering from allergies
After an admittedly rocky start to their relationship, Vi and Caitlyn have managed to settle into a peaceful domesticity. At least, as peaceful as it can be for the couple. They’ve only been living together for a couple of months, and it’s certainly had its ups and downs. Except now they seem to have found a steady contentment in sharing Caitlyn’s old apartment, which is nice by any standards. Its rich architecture differs vastly from the home Vi was raised in, but she’s started to make it her own as well: hanging posters where Caitlyn permits, reorganizing cupboards to better accommodate her height, and framing pictures of her family in the living room.
There’s only one problem that’s currently at the forefront of their focus. It’s not nearly as pressing as any of the issues they've faced before, but it’s giving Vi one hell of a time. The problem being spring in Piltover; everything is in full bloom, flowers displayed proudly in most yards or gardens, and the spring breeze carrying enough pollen to create a yellow coating over most outdoor areas.
Vi’s allergies have only really set in the past few days as spring has officially come about, and they’re practically insufferable for her. She’s not one to admit to weaknesses or discomfort, especially not to those she cares deeply for– ironic, isn’t it? The only person who can level with her stubbornness is Cait, and even then it’s a painstaking process.
The couple sits idly in their living room, Vi’s leg draped over Cait’s as she stretches out on their couch. The windows throughout the apartment are sealed tightly, despite Caitlyn’s typical preference of leaving them ajar to allow for a pleasant breeze. She’d learned her lesson two days ago, having left the bedroom window without second thought, only to wake up to Vi muffling a fit into her pillow. It’s safe to say she won’t be doing that again.
As Vi pesters her nose with her shirt sleeve, rubbing the itchy appendage side to side roughly, Cait pulls a neatly folded handkerchief from her pocket, murmuring a soft, “here” as she offers it to her girlfriend.
“I’m fine, cupcake. I don’t want to soil your- hhhh-handkerchief,” Vi denies, her voice catching part way through the sentence but still continuing with steadfast determination. Cait rolls her eyes at Vi’s denial of her handkerchief, her gaze flicking down to observe the wet patch forming on her girlfriend’s sleeve.
“So you’d rather soil your shirt instead?” she teases, pressing her hankie into Vi’s palm despite her refusal.
“Point taken,” Vi mumbles, rubbing the silky synthetic fabric between two fingers. She turns it over, grinning as she notices Caitlyn’s initials embroidered neatly in the corner of the white cloth. She bites her tongue from teasing Caitlyn, knowing her girlfriend chooses to indulge in expenses such as these. Afterall, who is she to judge? If she’d grown up as rich as Caitlyn, she probably would’ve spent money on much more trivial things than embroidering a handkerchief— likely excessive amounts of booze and a good pipe similar to the one Vander had always used.
She smiles at Caitlyn with a fond expression, raising a hand to cup her cheek. Her fingers are rough and calloused against Caitlyn’s porcelain skin, and yet Caitlyn leans into the touch, her eyes drifting closed in a moment of vulnerability.
A moment rudely interrupted by the recurring itch plaguing Vi’s nose, “hhH- god, this fuckhhing- hhuh- hhH’sZSsChhew!”
“Ble-,” Caitlyn starts, only to be interrupted with a second, “hhHSZxChh!” caught into the folds of the handkerchief.
“Bless you,” she murmurs softly, watching as an allergic tear slips down her cheek, “oh darling, your allergies really are miserable today.”
Vi snorts back the liquid clinging to the base of her nose with a rough snNRK. Caitlyn restrains herself from tutting, hearing her mother’s sharp command of “Manners, Caitlyn,” ring in her ears. But she is not her mother, for better or for worse, so she shoves aside the urge to correct Vi’s behavior.
Vi leans forward as she groans, burying her nose in Caitlyn’s shoulder and mumbling, “you’re lucky I love you enough to live here.”
Caitlyn laughs, a hand coming up to stroke Vi’s hair, “lucky to hear your symphony of sneezes, hm?”
Vi doesn’t reply, instead pulling away from her girlfriend and pitching to the side. She barely raises her arm in time to half-cover the sudden expulsions, “hh’ehTSCHhhew– hhKsSXCHh!”
“Goodness, bless you,” Caitlyn exclaims in slight surprise at the force of the sneezes, cringing ever so slightly at the spray that lingers in the air.
Vi keeps her wrist held loosely in front of her face as she scrunches up her twitching nose, trying to coax out the next sneeze. After a particularly disappointing false start, Vi finally lowers her hand.
“You know, the handkerchief is only helpful if you use it,” Caitlyn prompts in amusement.
Vi huffs quietly, but picks up the hankie and wipes her nose roughly, leaving it tinged with a pinkish red hue, “happy now?”
“Very,” Caitlyn murmurs, her hand returning to its position on Vi’s head. Her fingers work their way through her girlfriend’s pink hair, scratching gently along her scalp and eliciting a quiet noise of contentment, one only Caitlyn has the privilege of hearing.
“How do Pilties- hhh- live like thhhHis…not aghhain,” Vi’s taunt is broken between hitching breaths, her frustrated expression melting into her customary ‘pre-sneeze’ expression. A few seconds pass, silent save for her huffing and hitching. She groans as it only results in another false start, berating her nose once again.
“I’d suspect most Zaunites are sensitive to the pollen in Piltover. Our ecosystems-”
“hhHSZCchh! snDf. Sorrhhy cupcake, not dhhH- hhK’tSCHhh! done,” Vi excuses lamely, tilting her head back against the couch in exasperation. Her nostrils flare, quivering with every inhale she takes.
“Bless you, bless you darling,” Caitlyn murmurs for what must’ve been the hundredth time that day. Vi had given up in trying to convince Caitlyn to stop blessing her every time, knowing her girlfriend’s manners are far too ingrained for her to stop.
“Thangks,” Vi mutters, kneading her nose against the palm of her hand with a wet squelch.
“Vi,” Caitlyn tuts, unable to resist the slight admonishment at her partner’s lack of etiquette.
“Cait,” Vi responds with a grin, lowering her hand and smirking at her girlfriend's slight annoyance. Wordlessly, Caitlyn presses the handkerchief back into Vi’s hand, reminding her that there’s a better way to attend to her nose than with her palm.
Examining the fabric again, Vi questions, “you really take this everywhere you go?”
“Yes, I do,” Caitlyn responds, her hand resuming its gentle affection against Vi’s scalp.
“Hm, seems like a lot of work just to carry around a snot rag.” Caitlyn scoffs slightly at Vi’s use of the words “snot rag”, flicking her head in response.
“Hey!” Vi laughs, “I’m just saying, it can’t be- hhH- can’t- hheh… hhiH-”
“Can’t what, love,” Caitlyn teases, knowing Vi will take it as a challenge to speak through the building sneezes.
“Can’t bhhHSZXSxch! be saniiiH-iHSKSCHHhew! sanitary to hhuh- fugkKHSSZsch’uh!” Vi gives up, fumbling to grab the hankie and muffle the ensuing fit. Caitlyn’s initial amusement dissipates as Vi snaps forwards with sneeze after sneeze, gasping between each expulsion.
Her hand moves to rub Vi’s back, murmuring soft comforts as the fit unfolds, “there you go, just breathe… I’ve got you… oh, that was a big one, hm?”
Once the sneezing subsides, Vi blows her nose messily into the folds of the handkerchief, tossing its sodden form onto the coffee table once she’s done.
“Bless you Vi. Are you okay?”
“I’mb ogkay- snDFF- I’m okay,” Vi mutters, resting back against Caitlin in exhaustion, “but your handkerchiefs not,” she jokes with a slight grin.
“Nothing a simple wash won’t fix,” Caitlin reassures her, her eyes flicking to see the discarded fabric, wet with mess.
The couple remains on the couch for the rest of the afternoon and well into the evening, staying closely intertwined as Vi struggles to control her allergies. Eventually, thank god, she finally agrees to take medicine to minimize her symptoms. Stubborn as she is, even she can recognize that she was fighting a losing battle.
for me, nothing hits quite like someone who's sick but like...still in a good mood? like either ignoring it or admitting they're not well but still pleasant to be around. like they sneeze and someone asks if they're ok and they just roll their eyes and say "yeah i just have a stupid fuckin cold" 🫠😳👁️👄👁️🤩
Electrician, scavenger, or science fiction adventurer/trespasser of any kind working to repair a power outage in some decrepit place--analogue flashlight perched between their teeth, fiddling with dusty wires, trying not to sneeze about it.

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Caretaking that is casual. Caretaking that's domestic.
You're sick, but it's just a cold. You're exhausted and sleepy, but it's nothing too serious either, so there's no need to worry.
So you're on the couch, sipping tea, trying to read, ending up just lying there, huddled under your blanket, drowsy and halfway to sleep.
Meanwhile, your partner is sitting next to you, also reading. Or playing a video game while you are watching, blinking tiredly but happy to be entertained in this way.
Or it's your friends. They're chatting, talking about their days. Watching a film. All reading. Studying. Playing cards.
And you're just sort of... there. They ignore your sniffling, don't mind when you blow your nose. They don't think you're gross or annoying. Occasionally, somebody might walk by and absent-mindedly pet your head. Squeeze your shoulder. Without even really looking at you.
"You okay?", somebody says, half-amused, when you sneeze forcefully.
"Fine", you mumble, closing your eyes again.
"You want tea?", somebody asks, but it's just an afterthought. They were already on their way to get tea for themselves.
"You warm enough? Want my jumper?", somebody offers. But it's only because they just took it off since they felt too warm.
You're literally just... there. Like a pet. Still part of it even though you can't do much. And you're so happy to simply be around them, feel included. Know you are cared for even though the illness is not that bad. Know you are loved without having to do anything for it.
A thought about sneezes while cuddling on the couch…
You lay contently upon the couch with a blanket tossed across your legs and your head resting in their lap. It’s been a brutal week so the lazy way they run fingers through your hair, nails lightly scratching your scalp, has your busy mind steadily losing focus. The threat of a nap has weighted your eyelids and the quiet hum of voices from the TV serves as delightfully negligible background noise.
Here you can finally rest.
Just as sleep edges into your vision, your eyes creeping closed, the soothing motion of their fingers pauses. You hear their breath catch quietly and can envision how their hand now hovers expectantly before their face.
One. Two. Three. Four heartbeats later their soft sigh delivers a stroke of disappointment. Your thoughts, all too quick to spark with arousal, begin to dissipate. Just a tease.
Their hand resumes its position, fingers once again combing through your hair. But only a moment later it suddenly stops again. They drag an abrupt gasp, their body suddenly jolting beneath you as a sneeze shatters the calm. They weren’t quick enough and a rush of mist kisses your cheek. Instantly they jolt again. Two more sneezes rattle out of them sounding desperately itchy and demanding. These appear to be better covered since the sound is slightly muffled behind their cupped hand. In the wake, you hear them sniffle and release a vocal exhale of relief.
“Guuhh, sorry.” They whisper with a hint of embarrassment.
“Mmm, bless you,” The words come out as a purr, a dead giveaway to the sizzling arousal now coursing through your veins. Gooseflesh dapples your neck when you rotate to gaze up at them, a smile pulling across your lips when you find them blurry eyed and rubbing a hand beneath their nose.
You certainly don’t feel like napping any longer.
a couple walking home from the store together, each carrying a grocery bag in one hand while holding hands with their partner with the other.
after a while one of them starts to fidget and grimace a bit, eventually letting go of their partner so that they can reach up and start rubbing at their nose with their free hand.
“sorry, I just… got a tickle…”
the rubbing quickly turns rather rough and indulgent, and there’s some sudden-onset sniffliness and wiping involved as well. afterwards they glance sideways at their partner with a guilty, apologetic expression, obviously reluctant to take their hand again, but their partner just smiles and hooks their arms together at the elbow instead.
“there we go. like a victorian couple out on a stroll. this way, you got a hand free in case you need to…”
“eh’tdjshihh!”
“…well, that.” a loving pat on their arm. “now, let’s go home and get some allergy meds in you.”
Polite sneezes are SOOO attractive like i love that they are helpless about their sneezes but always try to cover them with their arm or shirt (and somehow try to be as quiet/ soft as possible or stifle them because they don’t want to bother people with their sneezes). Plus point if they have good manners and very shy about it and keep on saying excuse me or sorry like arghhhh STOP that’s hot 🫵🫠
Two people getting coffee and baked goods...it looks like a date. One of them is clearly sick but didn't want to cancel. They're nodding as the other person talks, a faraway look in their eyes. Then they stifle, their whole body shuddering, gasping afterwards and accepting their date's blessings. They stifle two more times, once when they are talking and again when their date starts another story. Each stifle looks painful, the person's whole face squinching up with effort.
Eventually their date goes to the bathroom. Hazily, the person rummages in their bag for tissues and a small hand mirror. They blow their nose; it's loud and gurgling, and it sounds like they need two or three good blows for any real relief. Then, panic crosses their face and they glance towards the bathroom. They sneeze twice into their handful of tissues, hissing, forceful things that sound like the only thing that will actually give this person any relief. One quick blow after and they open the compact and check their face. They look 40% more comfortable, but 0% less sick. How they thought they could fool their date is anyone's guess.

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wheres that post talking abt ppl still being competent while being sick because yes. but also. when being sick makes ppl worse at their jobs/hobbies. fumbling and slow and foggy and apologetic. yeah thats good stuff. u can work thru the cold but u cant deny ur off ur game
The previous post I reblogged reminded me of this: I have such a thing for a very specific stifling scenario.
Someone is embarrassed about sneezing fit whatever reason, and usually they opt for stifling to avoid drawing attention/making noise/making a mess, but sometimes their allergies get so bad that stifling becomes painful/incredibly uncomfortable. They still do it out of habit and embarrassment.
Their partner can tell when it starts getting uncomfortable (the way their face scrunches up, the shaky breath they let out in the aftermath, the way their post sneeze apologies sound so congested) and gently coaxes them into letting it out. Their partner hands them a few tissues, watches them hitch as they prepare to sneeze again, and then tells them gently, "It's okay, just let it out."
They stutter through a half stifle, then finally bury their nose into the tissues and let out a series of itchy sneezes. They sigh heavily in relief when it's over, wiping their nose and looking up at their partner with gratitude. Their partner just smiles and says, "Bless you, darling."
I don’t know if I even have the followers for this but…
Do you consider your interest in sneezing a kink or a fetish?
Kink
Fetish
I don’t know
Basically, a kink is more just like, an interest you can get off to, a part of play in sex. But a fetish is like, an intrinsic part of your sexuality, it’s really hard for you to get off without it or imagining it: you can trace back the shame you felt around it before puberty. For me I know that it’s a fetish, but I noticed that most people on snzblr use the word “kink” more often so I just wanted to ask.
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Yesterday I was at a thrift store and the guy working was sneezing non-stop.
He had reddish brown hair, brown eyes, tallish, and had alt-grunge style, his sneeze was very itchy sounding, half of them were stifled and then eventually he gave up on stifling and he sneezed freely, they were medium volume and he at one point just held a tissue up to his nose while working.
This got me thinking about thrift store workers being allergic to perfumes or animals and when people donate clothes the employees would go through the clothes and would get sneezy from it, but they have no other choice so they’re just sneezy and miserable but they have to do their job.
A usually downplays or stifles their sneezes, but just now they have whipped out a tissue. They smash their sneeze(s) into it and then keep it in place. Sheepishly, they meet B’s eyes over the top of the tissue.
B realizes A has a cold.

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A thought that won’t leave my brain so here: A has got nasty bouts of insomnia and B one night wakes up to their lover who is struggling. They’d finally managed to sleep earlier, but it’s obvious, something has woken A up. It doesn’t take B long to figure out as A smothers another sneeze into submission, shaking the bed with it. I can see B in my brain just making a little sympathetic noise, as they stretch their arm out to the nightstand on the side of their bed snagging the box of tissues there, before rolling over to A. Sitting up and carefully swinging their leg over so they can sit on A’s stomach. A weakly tries to apologize for waking them, as B cuts them off pressing the back of their hand to their forehead, humming a little at the feverish warmth they feel before taking the tissues and gently tending to their nose. Maybe collecting a bottle of Vic’s and gently sliding their shirt over their head, before gently rubbing the menthol gel on their chest. Dutifully catching the sneezes the heavy scent draws out in a tissue-clad palm. B then settles with their lover’s head resting on their chest combing their fingers through their hair, or just rub their back, drawing soft shapes on their skin with their fingertips. Ignoring the draw of sleep in favor of taking care of poor A who already has such a hard time sleeping without being sick. B is only able to finally relax when they feel A’s breath start to even out as they start to snore softly. Just a soft intimate moment between two people that doesn't require a lot of words.
"Doing research" on how/why cold symptoms can manifest differently for different people and read something along the lines of "some people are prone to more pronounced symptoms in certain areas" just because of genetics/anatomical structure and by "certain areas" they DID mean parts of the body and by "parts of the body" they did mean that the physical structure of someone's nose might make them sneeze more with a cold. 😵💫