i’m fine

horny over the sentence “you’re so sick”

"I think I might be sick. Something's wrong with me," spoken quietly, in a dazed and pitiful tone, not fully lucid and yet conscious enough to express it. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

tears are the pervert’s garnish

Friend has been sharing casual obs with me about a person they're seeing who has honeymoon rhinitis (god 😵‍💫) and they told me today that this person jokingly said, "I just looked at you to help me sneeze, by the way," after having a sneezing fit. Implying they needed to look at someone sexy so they could get riled up enough to sneeze... insane. INSANE.

thinking about a character who hates having their injuries or illnesses being obvious to others, but also, very deep down, longing for that gentle affection and tenderness and care when they’re feeling terrible

I think we need more episode rewrite fics where the only changes come from one or multiple characters having an absolute nightmare sneezy cold

a cold is a beautiful demon who possesses and sneezing is a beautiful exorcism meant to get it out and this fight between them may count as yuri

Someone grabbing a tissue or handkerchief for their sick partner before sneezing into it themself, because now they’re coming down with the same thing their partner has. 🫠

A moves their hair and asks B to clasp their necklace for them. bleary-eyed and pink-nosed, B comes over. as their fingers fumble with the chain, an urgent, accidental sneeze sprays the back of A’s neck. B apologizes calmly, snuffling dazedly and trying again with the clasp. A blushes and waits until they’ve fastened it, which is made known by a soft exhale of satisfaction. They let their hair back down and try to listen as B continues on the conversation in a voice rounded by congestion. Without interrupting their sentence, A’s hands move up to undo the buttons of B’s dress shirt, which had been done up into the wrong holes. The fabric strains against the last two buttons as B curls over A with another harsh sneeze.

recognizing someone based solely on their sneeze……. so intimate, so sexy