Not today Justin
oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day
Product Placement
shark vs the universe
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
almost home
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Love Begins
$LAYYYTER
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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@gin2212
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i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge
This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.
Update!
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How much for this alert gentleman with no thoughts?
Thoughtless gentleman all alert to the wonders of the market! The alert gentleman now hitting the market for only $19.89!
Is pet insurance/vet visits included in that price? If yes I would take him!
"Brennan is the best game changer contestant" this "Brennan is so competitive" that
Okay well I've never watched in fear as Brennan hit a bong full of whisky for a game changer now have I
Brennan plays the game to win and be funny doing it.
Ally plays the game like a jester who is trying to see how strong the protections against being executed are.
Brennan plays to win an to exploit possible loopholes/to deliver awesome monologs whenever possible
Ally play solely to fuck around and find out
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…
all of this shit…lol
When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead
This gets better every time I see it.
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandom…
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd it’s back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and it’s gotten better
After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….
All of these are me. Lol
Being in a fandom on Tumblr
And it reached its epic conclusion
I CHOKED ON FUNDIP
HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST
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Iris: Barry! Barry wake up!
Barry: hm-Wha?
Iris: Someone is in our house!
Barry: Is it Wally?
Iris: No, he's still on that space mission.
Barry: Okay. Stay here. I'll go check it out. *Picks up bat* If you hear me shout Code 16 use our home invasion plan delta.
Iris: Okay.
Barry walking through the dark house until he sees a light in the kitchen: AH-HA!
Danny eating out of the open fridge: Hmm-whaa!?
Barry: Wait a minute, you're just a kid. What are you doing?
Danny: I'm sorry! I was hungry! I didn't know anyone was home, but I swear I didn't mean any harm!
Barry: I see. How long has it been since you last had food?
Danny: I don't know.
Barry: Really?
Danny sniffing: I'll leave, I'm sorry. Please don't call the cops.
Barry putting the bat down: Leaving before my one am meal? You can't! Stay, I could use the company.
Danny: ....one am meal?
Barry: Yeah, I can whip us up some pizzas. *turning to yell* IRIS, IT'S ALL GOOD. GO BACK TO BED. I'M GOING TO EAT
Iris: OKAY! ENJOY!
Danny: Um?
Barry: I have pepperoni, sausage or plain cheese. Which do you prefer?
Danny: Wait. Are you really going to make me pizza?
Barry: Well, it's frozen pizza. It takes about 15 minutes in my toaster oven, but trust me, it's the best brand. My nephew swears by it. My name is Barry, by the way, what's yours?
Danny: I...Ugh I'm Danny.
Barry: Nice to meet you Danny. You want to crash here after we eat?
Danny: What?
Barry: Spend the night here. A nap after eating always feels best.
Danny: ....what?
A few hours later Barry slipping back into bed: Iris.
Iris: Hmm?
Barry: I've adopted a son. His name is Danny. He's fifteen, meta, and running from his parents. Sweet thing. He took over the guest room, so now when we have guests stay over, they have to sleep on the pull-out couch.
Iris half alseep: Sounds good. Does he have your eyes?
Barry: Yeah surprisingly he does. I tucked him into bed.
Iris: That's nice.
Danny two walls away dressed in Wally' pjs, with a full stomch and freshly showered: How...how did he convince me to be adopted in only one hour???? Is he a witch?????
That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science
Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did
I need that as a phone alarm!
how do you pronounce the honourific "Ms." in english
"miss"
"miz"
other
unsure/see results
really good "shocking number of people are confidently objectively demonstrably completely wrong" poll
i am losing my fucking mind
#we dont use honorifics in my first language so whenever i have to select options (usually for flights) im always so confused#like what is actually the difference between miss and ms#i like miss bc it sounds more historical and im a historian so
"Miss" means an unmarried woman. "Mrs." means a married woman. (both of these have origins in the word "mistress" as in "mistress of the house".)
"Ms." - prounounced MIZ, btw - is a third option popularized by gloria steinem in the 70s - mainly through her feminist magazine Ms. - which is meant to be a neutral term, usable for any and all women regardless of marital status (hence the soul destroying irony of the tags above). it gained wider general acceptance when geraldine ferraro, the first woman to be nominated as VP on a national major party ticket, started using it widely to avoid confusion, since she was married but used her maiden name professionally. eventually over the years it came into common use though i do think the brits are a little more critical of it than americans (as far as i'm aware lol)
"obscure facts only a tumblr user would know" and it's one of the most influential institutions of second wave american feminism. PLEASE open the schools
Hi. I'm an unmarried woman in her forties. I use Ms. and pronounce it "miz", though I don't correct people who accidentally use a soft S. I use Ms. because it's no one's business but my own whether I'm married, to a man or anyone else, and that's what Ms. means. It means fuck off, my marital status is irrelevant, just as it is for every man who uses Mr.
I've had people (usually children) ask me at work if I'm a missus or a miss. I have replied that I am a miz, full stop. And when they pressed for which one I was REALLY, I have replied, "Why? Are you going to treat me differently depending on whether there's a ring somewhere?"
That's what Ms. is for. That is its linguistic function. It says, "This is an adult woman," and nothing else. Nothing else is necessary, and in my case, nothing else is desired.
I also use miz for other women unless and until they express a preference for something else because I don't magically know everyone else's marital status when I meet them. That's a courtesy—I'm declining to assume marital status and allowing them to decide whether they wish to declare it.
Also, I've taught English and worked as an editor for twenty years. I am quite literally the grammar police. This use of Ms. is a standard construction. If you didn't learn it in school, someone failed you.
okay hang on, what do you mean children ask you if you're miss or mrs.?
it'd be one thing to lose the honorifics entirely but actually going back to "you have to be miss or mrs." is terrifying
I taught for many years at a tutoring center for children of immigrant families. Many of my students were still learning English, and many of their parents were deeply conservative. At a guess, the kids who asked simply hadn't been taught about Ms., and even after I explained, they didn't have a mental framework for adult women with no known marital status. Marriage was what women were for, at least in their community, and a woman in her thirties who refused to either proudly announce her successful matrimony or desperately advertise her availability at all times in the hope of snaring a husband at last was almost unthinkable. So I tended to use questions like "Why do you need to know that about me?" to get them to think it through for themselves.
Their mothers ALSO wanted to know my marital status, apparently both for hierarchy reasons and because some of them had husbands with wandering eyes. The fact that I wasn't interested in anyone who would cheat on their partner made no difference there.
So, I learned english as my second language. It has been quite some time since I learned about honorifics, but I learned "Mr" for Mister, aka any male adult. If we wanted to be extra polite, we were told tu use Sir.
For women we learned "Ms" and "Mrs" to be pronounced "Miss" and "Missis" and supposedly meaning married and unmarried women respectively.
Today is the first time I heard of "Ms" aktually being pronounced "Miz" and it being a more neutral form of adress for a woman. And I was in an honor course at C1 level in highschool...
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
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posted this on insta a while back and gained zero traction but i think tumblr could appreciate my joy and whimsy
Avatar Aang, age 17, once got clocked in the face by Firelord Zuko, age 20, because he forgot Zuko is deaf in his left ear and has no peripheral vision on that side either. And made the mistake of not announcing he was right next to Zuko, resulting in jumpscaring the Firelord and being on the receiving end of Zuko's fight or flight response. Unfortunately for Aang, Zuko always chooses "fight".
Aang goes down and somewhere in Zuko's hindbrain, a millisecond before he properly processes the situation, his inner ponytail!prince starts shouting FINALLY FUCKING CAUGHT THE AVATAR
Fortunately what comes out is just fuck fuck fuck
Large Marge is ready for Fat Bear Friday
Meet Large Marge’s brother, Broad Todd. Like his sister, he is also ready for Fat Bear Friday
Meet Large Marge & Broad Todd’s cousin Wide Clyde. Like his cousins, he is ready for Fat Bear Friday
Meet Large Marge, Broad Todd, and Wide Clyde’s uncle, Big Zig. Like his nieces and nephews, he is ready for Fat Bear Friday
what? like you’re an edible source of low effort-to-kill food?
@onbearfeet look! So many bears!
Not Human: DPxDC
“Danno!” Jack Fenton boomed, “Come down here!”
“Coming!” Danny shouted back, putting the model rocket he was working on down on his desk and walking down the stairs till he was in the living room with the rest of the Fenton family
“What’s up, Dad?” Danny asked, Jack looking like an overeager puppy—well, more so than usual, that is.
“My brother John is coming over!” Jack grinned, “You’ll like him, a good fella!”
“We have an Uncle?” Jazz raised an eyebrow, “I didn’t know Grandma Janice had a son besides Dad,”
“Your Grandmother had married an English man sometime after your grandfather died, but they’d gotten divorced, and your Uncle John had gone with his father back to England.” Maddie explained, “He didn’t ever get along with your father much,”
“But now we’ll get the chance to move past our childhood squabbles and become the brothers we should’ve always been!” Jack grinned, “You’ll love your Uncle Connie!”
“Connie?” Danny asked in confusion, “I thought his name was John?”
“John Constantine,” Maddie clarified, “He took his father’s name when your grandmother went back to her previous marriage’s one,”
“When’s he going to be here?” Jazz questioned right before the doorbell rang.
Jack sprung up, “There he is!”
Bounding towards the door, the orange-clad man threw open the front door and wrapped his arms around whoever was there in a large hug.
“Johnny!” Jack exclaimed, “How are you, buddy?!”
“Get off me!” A British voice yelped, “I can’t breathe, ya bloody idiot!”
Jack let go and a blonde man in a trench coat fell to the floor, coughing slightly as he stood up.
“Fuckin’ shit,” The man looked rough, greasy blond hair and a stubble of a beard all while smelling of cigarette smoke and faintly of alcohol.
The man glanced at Maddie, “You’re Maddie, right? Jack’s wife,”
“That’s me,” Maddie smiled as she held out her hand as he took it to shake.
“John Constantine,” He grunted, “This buffoon’s half brother,”
The man suddenly made eye contact with Danny and his eyes went wide at the same time Danny felt his core shutter.
John cleared his throat, “Guessin’ your Danny?”
Danny nodded, “Uh, yeah,”
The two shook hands, both thinking the same thought.
This one is NOT human
(If anyone would like to continue/write a fic, just credit/@ me so i can read it too!!!!)
Banjo!!! 🪕
He was super good at his kitten shots appointment! Everyone remarked on how cute and sweet he was! He got a lot of treats during and after and is now resting up. Everyone send good wishes, because the shots are probably gonna make him feel pretty yucky. We are so proud of him!
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BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT
I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday
