Where’s My Juice

ICONIC

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

Yeah.

gromit calls you gay asmr

this is post is for all those people with enough patience to redecorate their entire island for halloween. i’m afraid of u but i also respect u 

the only true ally

date of origin: 2013

reblogging to force my followers to scroll through it >:}

This is even funnier when you consider that Jupiter is the Roman name for Zeus, who canonically…is a whore and had that many children both full and demi divine

THE MOONS ARE NAMED AFTER ZEUS’S LOVERS AND AFFAIRS

Don’t forget that the Juno probe is named after Jupiter’s wife. NASA deadass sent his wife to check on his side chicks

The way the country just casually sacrifices the lives of children at every opportunity possible

this website was a mistake

i think the top one is a cat and the bottom one is a pig