Oh, hello!

Come Outside In The Evening Lets Play Again I Miss You A Lot.

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

the FDA should bring back quualudes for a limited time offer like the mcrib

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street