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You shaved your bush?! â Valko
pairing: bf!valko x reader synopsis: you prank your anti-deforestation boyfriend by telling him you shaved your bush... cw: suggestive but no explicit content, established relationship, fluff, kinda crack-fick wc: 700 a/n: he's soooo cute in this photo ugh Valko masterlist
âYou did what?â
âI shaved it off, Valko.â you repeat for the second time.
He stares at you, conflicted and confused. His eyebrows are knit together tightly in a frown.
âWhy?â he blinks at you a couple times.
âI thought it would be less bothersome for you.â you shrug, holding your smile back.
âYouââ he starts but loses his words halfway. âOkay wait, I need a moment.â he huffs in disbelief. Leaning back against the counter behind him, his hand comes up to rub at the bottom half of his face.Â
You fold your arms over your chest and look around the kitchen, avoiding his gaze to try and not laugh.
âWhy would you think itâs bothersome for me? Did I do something to make you think that?â he asks, his tone softer. Clearly, this was a very serious matter to him.
You shake your head in response. âNo⊠I mean, I just assumed. Most men donât like that.â
âMost men??â baby, what about what Valko likes?â he stares down at you, distraught and betrayed.
you and zayne are feeling different kinds of hot during this heatwaveâŠ
âi love you too.â
âi didnât even say anything zayne.â thereâs mirth in your voice, a teasing lilt pokes at him from across the room where heâs making quick work of removing his shoes, briefcase discarded on the floor (a very rare occurrence given how he respects his possessions), all done in an attempt to get to you quicker.
finally free, every swift step zayne takes is accompanied by a desperate hand that loosens his tie. you try not to roll your eyes at how heâs making it abundantly clear that heâs interested in far more than pleasant conversation, if the rising flush on his skin is anything to go by.
well, that and the shifty eyes that trail over every inch of skin that isnât your face.
âyou didnât have to. just this sight is enough to say it all,â he murmurs as he settles beside you on the sofa, shining eyes finally finding yours.
he presses a quick kiss to your temple matted with sweat, which you try to cringe away from but naturally zayne doesnât let you move. a whisper of hello and small greetings make their way through, and then respectable zayne is gone.
you breathe out slowly, humming at the lingering warmth of his lips on your skin. you did want the kiss, itâs just a bit embarrassing to ask like this. finally, you reply, âyouâre ridiculous.â
âÂ°ïœĄâ "No more phone." 18+
You blink as the small, rectangular device you had been anxiously scrolling is plucked effortlessly from your grasp. "Matter of fact, no laptop either."
Before you can even reach for it, Zayne is tucking the electronic under his arm and carrying it away from your shared bed.
"But..." it's a foolish, weak reply. The only one you can honestly think of with the vibrations running rampant through your veins.
You just felt so restless, and when you were restless? You got lost in the internet.
...in online shopping, in ridiculous videos, in opening and closing the same apps over and over in hopes of something new.
Usually you'd put yourself to bed before it got to the 5th app reopen or the first purchase made. But, tonight? You were beyond that point and still wide awake.
"But nothing. You need to put your mind elsewhere."
You watch him plug both devices in, far out of your reach, before turning back and making his way over to the bed. "You've barely spoken to me tonight, you've had your head glued to your screen. Bad day?" He sits on the edge of your side of the bed, eyeing you carefully. No judgment evident. "Not bad, just long. Tired, I guess?"
"Long but under-stimulating, perhaps?" Maybe that was the best way to describe it. Maybe that's why you had so much pent up energy despite being glued to the bed all night. "Why don't we try stimulating something else?"
You can't stop the way your eyebrows shoot upwards, a lazy grin inching up your face as you huff out a laugh. "Well, that's one way to ask for sex, Z." You honestly didn't think he was capable of rolling his eyes in such a manner.
"For the record, not what I was saying. But, I'm certainly not opposed."
Let's Press Play! â·
summary ⥠losing your job takes a serious toll on you and when your roommateâs "co-worker" isn't able to make it for a stream, an unforeseen idea sparks
content ⥠camboy&roommate!valko/reader, livestreamed sex, oral(fem!receiving), p in v (obvi lolll), he calls you pup bc why not
wc ⥠4.7K (WOWOWOWOW)
a/n ⥠SURPRISEEEE!!! this may not be good, not too much
Trying to find a job was hard.
Trying to find a job while also being unemployed was even harder.
But you swore not to be too hard on yourself when you knew well in your heart that you were trying your best. Doing such a thing served you no justice and only made what was already a stressful experience, even more difficult.
No one anticipates being grouped into their companyâs massive layoff, not when they swore that they had been a good little sheep in the communism hamster wheel of meetings, late night projects, and stacks of paperwork. Though with luck almost as bad as a cursed cartoon character, of course life would play out in a way that delivers you such heavy-hearted misfortune.
So, as you step into your apartment, trying your hardest not to breakdown after another shitty interview and realizing that youâve officially been jobless for nearly five months now, all you can think of is some good food and your bed that you plan to rot in indefinitely.

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EMPLOYEE BENEFITS
pairing: valko x cat-hybrid!reader
summary: after a full day of teasing his feline secretary, valko finally gets her all to himself
wc: 2.7k
content: smut, unprotected sex, scenting, breeding, knotting, does it still count as semi-public if everyone has gone home, employer/employee
an: give him back infold
The rapid clacking of keyboards and dry rustling of papers filled the bullpen, occasionally punctuated by bits of idle chatter. You kept your focus on the thick stack of documents in front of you. Near your desk, the heavy office door swung open.
Your cat ears perked, instantly tracking the distinct, heavy rhythm of his leather shoes as he approached. He came to a halt right at your side, his massive frame towering over your seated figure. The sharp, intoxicating scent of his cologne flooded your senses.Â
âGood morning, Mr. Chairman,â you said, keeping your voice strictly neutral. If you gave him even a sliver of friendly opening, he had a terrible habit of derailing the entire morning.Â
when did you get hot?
summary: meeting up with your two childhood best friends, caleb and zayne, seemed like a good idea until.. uh oh, theyâre both hot! and whatâs that? they want to fuck you? who are you to say no!
the moment Valko hears you crying, heâs by your side.
it doesnât matter if he has work, or if his pack needs him, or even if heâs having his own crisis.
nothing is more important than his mate.
âcâmere, short stack,â he says, pulling you into his lap.
he already has his ears and tail out, wrapping his arms around you tightly, his tail landing in your lap so you can run your hands through the fur to calm yourself.
Valko keeps his head buried in the crook of your neck, tracking your scent as he holds you. he doesnât push for answers, doesnât ask whatâs wrong. he just waits until your tears are under control enough for you to speak again.
âI feel so silly,â you say, still petting his tail. âtheyâre just pixels. why am I crying this much?â
Valko nuzzles you, readjusting you on his lap so as much of him is pressed against you as possible.
âpixels or not, that doesnât make them any less real to your brain. or to your heart. not when youâve loved them as much as you have.â
you sniffle, trying to pull yourself together, but Valko doesnât move. after a while, he asks you to pull your phone out and show him your favorite game.
âtell me everything about them, short stack. I want to love them just as much as you do. they can even join the pack.â
so you do.
you donât know how long the two of you stay on the floor, you in his lap, as you walk Valko through all of your favorite characters and storylines. but it doesnât matter.
heâs not in a hurry. heâll be there as long as you need, even if youâre there all night.
youâre his mate, after all. and heâs never going to leave you.
iâm actually never going to touch this game again unless they bring him back and Iâm so serious about that.
This isnât about pixels or a man in a fictional world.
This is about justice for the artists and writers who made him, who worked incredibly hard on him, and who deserve to have their work shown to the world.
iâve never seen such level of disrespect.
The first time you joked about wanting to ride his biceps, Valko laughed like he thought you were just being cute.
He wasnât laughing anymore.
Now heâs lying back on the bed, one massive arm flexed hard for you, that thick, veiny bicep bulging like it was made for this. His other hand rests possessively on your hip, steadying you as you straddle his arm, grinding your slick pussy right against the hard curve of muscle.
âFuck⊠look at you,â he breathes, voice rough. His ears are twitching like crazy, tail thumping hard against the mattress behind him. âUsing my arm like a toy⊠you really are something else, sweetheart.â
Youâre soaked. Every roll of your hips makes your clit drag against the firm swell of his bicep, the friction so intense it has you whimpering. Valkoâs watching you with hungry eyes, flexing the muscle underneath you on purpose so it presses harder against your core.
Heâs huge. The sheer size of his arm between your thighs makes you feel small and filthy in the best way. You brace one hand on his shoulder, the other gripping his wrist for balance, and start riding his bicep faster, grinding down with needy little moans.
Valko groans like heâs the one getting fucked. His free hand slides up to cup your breast, thumb brushing your nipple while his tail goes absolutely wild, smacking loudly against the bed.
âShit- keep going,â he groans, voice breaking. âUse me. Ride it just like that⊠fuck, youâre dripping all over me.â
Every flex of his arm makes you shudder. The muscle is rock hard and slick with your arousal now, and the sight of it; your pussy sliding messily over his massive biceps while he stares up at you like youâre the hottest thing heâs ever seen is driving you both insane.
Heâs panting, ears flat, cheeks flushed, looking way too proud of the fact that youâre getting yourself off on his arm like itâs your favorite toy.
And honestly? It might be.

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You weren't dating Zayne for his pool, but it sure was an incredible bonus.
"It's so nice out today." You remark as you slip your sunglasses on, laying back onto the chair. Your eyes have barely shut when you hear the splash of Zayne slipping out of the pool. Immediately, you're grateful for the sunglasses hiding your hungry gaze.
Seriously, the guy could be a swimwear model with those washboard abs.
"Did you put on sunscreen?" He stands over you, blocking the sun. The sight nearly makes your mouth water, droplets tracing the planes of his abdomen.
"The bottle is too far away. Could you put it on for me?" He doesn't need much convincing, retrieving the bottle of sunscreen and joining you on the chair.
He starts at your legs, smoothing the lotion onto your skin. His touch is nice and cool on your warm skin, a sigh slipping out almost involuntarily. His motions pause for a moment, but then he continues on.
"Could you do my chest too? I'm tired now." The coy smile on your lips may give you away, but Zayne doesn't comment on it. Instead, his sunscreen coated hands slide up your waist and under your top, squeezing the soft flesh before deft fingers find your nipples and circle them.
"I-fuck-I d-don't think I need sunscreen there..." Your words trail off into a moan as he moves closer, settling between your open legs and pressing his bulge against your now soaked bikini bottoms.
"No? So you want me to stop?" He murmurs, face dangerously close to yours as he unties your top and tosses it aside.
"...No one can see into your backyard, right?"
"Not a soul."
"Then please don't stop."
like a glove
âyouâre soâ youâre so tight. iâm not going to fit, pipsqueak. itâs okay. we can try again anotherââ
in one ear, out the other. paying caleb's pleading voice no mind, you sink down on him inch by inch, relishing the stretch but quickly growing impatient. beneath you, he throws his head back into the pillows, overwhelmed by the sheer warmth of you.
âplease. please. youâre squeezinâ the life outta me.â as if to prove his point, he starts to slur his words. âi dunno if i can take it.â
âyou can.â you dig your nails into his hip bones. âyou will. how much time did we waste, dancing around our instincts? weâve both wanted this for so longâitâs only right that we take everything the other has to give.âÂ
âthenâŠcan we take a break, at least? what if you hurt yourself? it canâtâ it canât be easy.â his mouth falls open, a whimper escaping as you swivel your hips trying to work your way to his base. âyouâre so small. too damn small.â
âmaybe you're too big. i like it, though. and once i fit you all the way in, iâll love it.âÂ
Now that heâs out of my systemâŠ
Sleepy sex with Sylus in the middle of the night. You wake up warm all over, assuming itâs because of the literal furnace of a man beside you only to discover itâs him but even better. Sylus is having a wet dream, brows pinched and jaw slack as his chest heaves in an unsteady rhythm. One you recognize all too well, the only other dead giveaway is the visible bulge in the sheets over his groin.
You watch him for a little bit, memorize the way his face twitches and his hips roll up against the bedding. Searching for relief, searching for you. His own subconscious trying to recreate the physical pleasure his mind is conjuring. It makes your stomach flutter, heat surging straight between your thighs as you wonder what he could be dreaming about. What he could possibly be doing to you in his dreams, or what you could be doing to him. Either way, he looks so adorable and needy.
Not able to contain yourself, nor let him suffer for much longer. So you snuggle in closer, running your hand down the planes of his stomach and under the waistband of his boxers to wrap around his hard on. Gasping with him as he bucks into your hold, your nose nuzzling his pulse. Jerking him slowly while kissing on his neck, muttering sweet nothings as you try so carefully not to wake him.
Itâs no use, Sylus is too sharp even in sleep. Just as heâs about to cum, those crimson eyes flutter open and a hand shoots over the covers to stop you. âWaitâŠâ thick and groggy, you can feel your panties stick to your cunt as you squirm, peering up at him in the dark. â⊠I need to cum inside of you. Itâs the only way.â You could die happy.
Thatâs how you end up cradled in his arms, faces nuzzling the other, cock buried so deep inside of your warmth itâs hard to decipher where one begins and the other ends. Sylus somehow has staved off his orgasm in favor of rocking slowly, letting the pleasure melt his mind and body into the mattress. Letting it consume him, letting you consume him in his entirety. Everything he has to offer.
Mmmmm Sylus <3
a little undrunk : sylus ç§ŠćŸč
cw: nsfw, fem!reader, drunk sex, bath sex, nipple play, desperate sylus, riding, illusions to oral, biting, marking, the bathroom is a fucking mess
"I didn't know amphibians were fond of bathing." You snicker, watching as Sylus tips his head back. The whiskey is his glass travels down his throat, sliding down the glass into his mouth. He sets it down near the side table, raising an eyebrow. Every movement makes the water and bubbles dance, revealing more of his chest.
"Do you mean reptile, sweetie?" Sylus chuckles, watching as you blink your eyes a few times. You gently sway in front of him, knees to your chest as you soak together in the bath. Your fingers thumb against your calves to the music, softly humming under your breath. Sylus smiles, reaching forward to grab your wrist.
"Are you drunk already?" You're pliant in his grip, your body tugged into his embrace. Sylus spreads his legs, letting you settle between him. You curl into his slick body, soap and water everywhere. You feel like you're floating in the ocean, head and body dizzying. Sylus is the only thing keeping you afloat. If you closed your eyes for long enough, perhaps you could drown happily. Let the water fill your lungs, become one with the sea.
However, you are in a bathtub. Soap and water are very different from sea water.
Sylus collects some bubbles on his finger, poking you on the nose. A foamy ball sticks to your nose as you blink the alcohol away. Your brain is slow to process, his hands massaging your body under the water. His voice rumbles in his chest as your hands slide up his shoulders.
"So drunk, huh?" You shake your head, shifting onto your knees. You shift, water sloshing everywhere. You hear it splat onto his floors. A large gasp leaves your lips. More theatrics than necessary, but characteristically you. Sylus cradles your head with his wet hand, smiling softly at your antics.
"Oh noâŠ" You blubber, peeking over the edge then back at Sylus. "I'll clean it." You say it so sweetly, Sylus doesn't have the heart to tease you. He washes the soap off your nose, kissing your forehead. You slide back into his arms, resting your body atop his.
He hums along to the music playing, fingers thrumming up and down your spine. You sway in the water together, your fingers laced with his. Everything is fuzzy, he is too warm yet not warm enough all at once.
"SylusâŠ" You mumble into his wet skin, getting soap in your mouth. You sputter it out, sticking out your tongue. "Bleh." Sylus laughs once again. You shift positions once more. This time, you lay with your back on him, letting his circle you from behind.
"Sylus." You call out to him, your tone more serious than before.
"Yes, kitten?"
"My bare ass is on the tub." You come to realize, brows knitting at the realization.
way2hot! á(ââžâŒâ¶)á
cw: just hot (literally) and sweaty sex lol
caleb wanted to feel awful for the state you were in.
he knew how much you hated the heat, knew just how upset and uncomfortable you became in any circumstance where you were forced to coexist in anything that made even the smallest bit of sweat audaciously bead on your soft skin.
but heâd be a liar if he couldnât admit to himself that seeing you melt from both the dizzying fullness of his cock stuffed deep and the stifling humidity wasnât something heâd pay good money to eternally witness for his own selfish pleasure.
it undoubtedly sucked that the centralized ac system in his entire building decided to give out just a few hours ago on one of the hottest days this week, but your boyfriend couldnât be too upset when he was given an opportunity that he wasnât positive that heâd ever get another chance to have.
you were the epitome of sexy, dazed, and delirious, and he had the lack of cold air spilling through his vents to thank for being able to feel your overly hot and sticky body against his so intensely and the saltiness of your perspiration on his tongue as it trailed down from beneath your ear when he went in for an indulging taste.
caleb felt oddly closer to you like this, steadily overstimulated in the most exhilarating way to experience just how hot you were from the inside out.

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"how many times do you think you can cum?"
zayne has to shut his laptop for this.
"women don't have a refractory period after orgasm. which would imply that there isn't an established maximum number of orgasms a woman can have in one session." you explain.
"makes one wonder what it's like for men, no?"
he exhales through his nose, taking his glasses off. âI must ask,â lips twitching to suppress a fond smile. âwhere youâre sourcing these facts.â
how you get to the bedroom afterward is just a blurry mess of tongue and teeth and spit.
What part of you hadnât fucked his still-hard cock? He was well past coherent thought now, senses dulled, pliant. as if drunk.
his thighs twitch as you keep pumping him slow and tight. his forearm drapes over his eyes, mouth parting as pretty sounds spill free.
inspired by this ask that sweet @rafayelkisses left, i love ur brain so much mwah
"Slap me."
The words, spoken in his husky, wanting voice, makes your movements falter on his lap.
"What?"
Sylus groans, one large hand cupping your ass and forcing you right back into an unforgiving rhythm on his cock.
"You heard me, sweetie." His nose brushes along your neck before he pulls back. One eyes pulses with need so intense it makes your cheeks warm. "Slap me. On the face."
Your fingers curl against his shoulders. You bite your lip as you rise and fall on his length, each thrust dragging a rough sound from his throat.
Slowly, you lift your hand.
Your fingers twitch with hesitation before your palm connects with his cheek. It's not gentle by any means. But it isn't hard, either.
Sylus exhales sharply, his aether core immediately flaring brighter. His grip on your skin tightens, jaw flexing as he starts meeting your thrusts until his mushroom tip is bullying your cervix.
"Harder," he growls.
You mewl, nails raking down his chest, unable to think of anything coherent for a brief second.
"S-Syâ!"
Sylus, impatient in a way he usually never is, allows his hand to come down on your ass cheek, hard.
The provoking slap rings out alongside the wet sounds of your joining, and the sting makes you gasp. His fingers immediately squeeze the tender flesh afterwards, as if daring you to give him exactly what he's asking for.
Fine.
You lift your hand and smack it across his cheek with real effort this time, hard enough that his head turns from the force. When he looks back at you, his cheek is blooming pink.
Or maybe he's just blushing.
"F-Fuck, kitten," he moans, the sound quite needy from someone who had been so demanding only seconds ago.
He leans forward to steal a kiss, but the moment his lips crash into yours, his cock throbs violently inside you. Sylus shudders as he cums, trembling against your mouth.
"We're definitely doing that again."
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