gigatron

i love when dudes are like “of course i respect women, i have a sister and a niece” like what does that even mean. there isn’t a person on this planet who isn’t related to a woman like what is Your Point

every horse movie: hi my name is kady and i am a Troubled Teen™ and i’m super frustrated because this ranch has no wifi. at least there’s a cute boy who i made eye contact with! ugh look at all these horses, especially that Troubled Horse™ who Only Lets Me Ride Him

+ my dad doesn’t want me to ride my Troubled Horse and i think it’s because he’s a dick but actually my mom perished in a Tragic Riding Accident and he doesn’t want to Lose Me Too 

+ the Down On His Luck Trainer thats always grumpy and that all the other Trainers think is washed up even though he had lots of winners years ago. But he’s going to help Troubled Teen win the Big Event at the end this movie and get his act back together.

@suburban-justice

did not expect to see horse movie discourse on my dash at any point but y'all are killin it keep up the good work

i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol

add “I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon” to the things I will now commonly say that nobody will understand

“Pedestrian small talk” ha i love it 😂

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