The Art of Living

rough sex where you don’t have to worry about being quiet or anyone walking in on you and you can be 100% naked and open and loud as you want to be is where. it. is. fucking. at.

i love when people say they “had a thing” with someone. were u in love? did u have sex? got slushies one time?

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

I think people forget that they can, in all technicality trace their lineage back to a goddamn viking who forced the King of France to give him land in order to stop his viking ways.

Smack the pony and leave

Boney African Feet

I want a love where I don’t have to question if they really love me. Like without a doubt in my mind I’ll already know that the love is there. That’s what I want.

It’s so weird thinking back to when you first met someone and that moment you had no idea they would have such a big impact on you