mrs obama it's been an honor

What?

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

one musruum..

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

The fact that antisemites are using the word "noticing" and "noticing patterns" as dogwhistles is annoying because I do actually notice a lot of stuff, patterns included, and one of the most obvious patterns I've noticed to date is that all antisemitic rhetoric makes no sense if you think critically about it for 5 seconds. Often less

A TERF liked this post so I just want to clarify that another pattern I've noticed is the massive overlap between anti-trans rhetoric and antisemitic rhetoric

One of these days I’m just gonna start doing information posts about common antisemitic dogwhistles and canards istg

there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

a mutual made this point and a prominent youtuber tried to dox her

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

hello beautiful

mouldy dice monday?

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg