Nosferatu's brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

get that intellectual shit outta here this is DONALD AND DOG (2019)

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

I would rather die serving cunt than die serving my country

had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer

asking the vampire sucking my blood if they want to be my valentine

i do not have the strength to block all the bots. welcome ladies make yourselves at home i guess. im a feminist

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

vampires think they're using hypnosis on me but really i'm just doing whatever they want anyway because they're hot "you will turn your head and expose your neck" sure lol then what

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

Yes