Geh nicht gelassen in die gute Nacht

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

’kill them with kindness” WRONG. Rohirrim‼️🐴 🛡 ⚔️ 🐴⚔️🛡🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴⚔️⚔️⚔️🐴🛡🛡🐴🐴⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

(no beers in) do you guys think i'm redeemable

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

"do it scared" is valuable advice but it'd also be SIIIICK and AWESOME if it stopped being scary at some point. any point

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

None of these emojis convey an underlying sickness of character and are thus useless to me

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

normalize having favorites. in fact, normalize me being your favorite. normalize loving me more than you’ve ever loved anyone else. please please please please please please

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do