fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

i meant road. road to success

eda is 5 this year :)

eda is 6!!!!

You can never leave after eating fae food because you get radiation poisoning and also you're now a walking biohazard

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

DID YOU KNOW that sometimes characters lie. out loud to others and internally to themselves, and it'll happen right there on the page. other times they are just flat out wrong and don't know it. oftentimes they don't ever find that out. a sizable portion of any story is decidedly not cold hard fact.

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year